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Table Tennis OlympicsDid you watch the table tennis semi against korea? Damn it was the most exciting and heart stopping match EVER. We won against korea 3-1 and it took over 3 and a half hours. congrats to singapore our first medal since our independence. ALL THE BEST AND HOPE WE CAN WIN CHINA TO GET GOLD. DeReKo wrote at 8/15/2008 06:15:00 PM Holidays have arrived! =)YEAH! the day i have been waiting for. School has ended now got 3 weeks break going to miss u guys from E45L especially Khalee with all his funny crap but it is because of him our class can laugh hehe =). hope we can be in the same class next sem. have not finish my Professional Profiling DIE! must hand in by 9 sep nvm will do it during the holidays. DeReKo wrote at 8/13/2008 12:47:00 PM BEIJING OLYMPICS 2008 TODAY!!!!ARGHHHHH!!!!!! did not realise today the BEIJING OLYMPICS 2008 starts!. Good Luck to all the athletes taking part may SINGAPORE GET MORE GOLD MEDALS. DeReKo wrote at 8/08/2008 08:17:00 AM Happy Birthday WANIEEEEEE!Happy birthday wani may all ur dreams and wishes come true. DeReKo wrote at 8/08/2008 08:09:00 AM kids are quick>>TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. >MARIA: Here it is. >TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? >CLASS: Maria. >__________________________________________ >TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank? >FRANK: Because of the sign. >TEACHER: What sign? >FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." >_________________________________ >TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the >floor? >JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. >__________________________________________ >TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" >GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" >TEACHER: No, that's wrong >GLENN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. >_______________________________________________ >TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? >DONALD: H I J K L M N O. >TEACHER: What are you talking about? >DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. >__________________________________ >TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we >didn't have ten years ago. >WINNIE: Me! >__________________________________________ >TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty? >GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. >_______________________________________ >TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." >MILLIE: I is... >TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." >MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the >alphabet." >_________________________________ >TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's >cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his >father didn't punish him? >LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand. >______________________________________ >TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before >eating? >SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. >______________________________ >TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the >same as your brother's. Did you copy his? >CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog. >___________________________________ >TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when >people are no longer interested? >HAROLD: A teacher. DeReKo wrote at 8/07/2008 11:55:00 AM Feeling SickSince Tuesday I have been feeling sick. got very bad sore throat, swallow water and saliva extreme pain also got blocked nose and other illness. so please pray for me that i will be well by Sunday, if not i will not be able to become the "crazy" person role in church and instead be the Sick and unwell person who is or may not be in church. DeReKo wrote at 8/07/2008 08:11:00 AM Sophia's Wonderful Birthday!Weee the birthday cake! Finally girl's tau pok Edmund's taupok . I was the 2nd person under OUCH!!!Cake before Cake AFTER!!!!! REASON:digging candle stick out of cake and tio head SMASHED in cake hehe=)Aftermath of cake smashing a nicer pic . Love the effect of the cake with sophia's face Bowling Ig Group Photo with BDay girlThats not all after school the KIDNAP At the bowling ally .SURPRISE!! DeReKo wrote at 8/03/2008 07:35:00 PM HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOPHIA!GOD bless you and may all your wishes come true. DeReKo wrote at 8/01/2008 09:44:00 AM KEEP MOVING FORWARD!just finish watching the animation Meet the Robinsons. i felt that the show is very motivating and inspiring and the motto of the show is "keep moving forward". learn from our mistakes never give up, we can learn a lot of failure but little from success. if you have time , just watch the movie "meet the robinsons". it is a show that will occupy people from all ages and every step of the show my eyes were glued to me lap top screen . it is so inspiring and i learnt a lot from the show. to end it off let me give u a quote from the show."around here, however, we don't look backwards for very long. we KEEP MOVING FORWARD, opening new doors and doing new things,because we are curious... and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths. by walt disney" the first sentence already captured my mind. it tells me not to look back at our failures for too long , let go of all the unhappiness , why be unhappy? look to the future. learn from your mistakes and keep moving forward. this is one phrase i will not forget . Keep moving forward , never give up no matter how tough the obstacles you face overcome them and i am sure u will succeed. DeReKo wrote at 7/31/2008 11:59:00 PM Funny Pics To Liven Up Ur Dayeverytime you feel tired or bored, just look at this pictures and have a great laugh! Why Batman Will Never Relocate To Singapore. . . Here's the reason why.. Don't stand under bats! NO OFFENSE but China people have to improve their English, damn we Chinese Singaporeans are from China =) . Read these from Samm's email and decided to post it as it is damn funny. sure laugh until fall out of your chair. Oh Wow... like i dun know like dat I'm Stolen? How to call police.... Poor Screwdriver... He is being 'INSULTED'. No fun =(, life's kinda boring Free... Whoa... Must Treasure it Sia.. Slip Must also must SLIP with CAREFULNESS. Now we BUMP head also must CAREFUL. That is one OLD, Pregnant, Woman...! Don't call it unless you want TROUBLE. Hello, Hello... How do you do? Nice to MEET you PRODUCTS. Self-Explainable. BEWARE! People are Dangerous...! Lord Of The Rings and SPORTS...?? they just don't link together? Ouch... DEAD. Moral: China People Please Learn More English. DeReKo wrote at 7/31/2008 01:06:00 PM |
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