kids are quick

>>TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
>MARIA: Here it is.
>TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
>CLASS: Maria.
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>TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
>FRANK: Because of the sign.
>TEACHER: What sign?
>FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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>TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the
>floor?
>JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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>TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
>GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
>TEACHER: No, that's wrong
>GLENN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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>TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
>DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
>TEACHER: What are you talking about?
>DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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>TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
>didn't have ten years ago.
>WINNIE: Me!
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>TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
>GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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>TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
>MILLIE: I is...
>TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
>MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the
>alphabet."
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>TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's
>cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
>father didn't punish him?
>LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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>TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
>eating?
>SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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>TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the
>same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
>CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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>TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
>people are no longer interested?
>HAROLD: A teacher.

DeReKo wrote at 8/07/2008 11:55:00 AM